If I Were Me

by Pamela Ziemann

from Sequim, WA

About This Show

A farmer’s daughter reluctantly enters a Dairy Princess Contest while secretly wanting to be at an Alice Cooper Concert. Her life spirals downward when she meets a New York fitness junkie and moves with him to Indonesia. Wanting breathing space, she goes back to her Minnesota farm only to find the land filled with genetically modified seed. Magically, a gnome shows up and hints how she’s been modified too. It’s one woman’s 50 year journey as she searches for and finds her voice. This show begs the question Can you tell the truth while living a lie?

  • Genre:  Drama, Solo Performance
  • Age Recommendation:  PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
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All age and content notes are supplied directly by the artists, not the Chicago Fringe Festival. Audience discretion is advised.


  • Saturday, Sep 2, 2017 @ 8:30pm
  • Sunday, Sep 3, 2017 @ 10:00pm
  • Monday, Sep 4, 2017 @ 7:00pm